GIZMODO- Just like the human/avatar ladyparts on which they’re modeled, fleshlights come in all sorts of wacky shapes and colors. But if and when making love to a plastic robot vagina starts to lose its thrill, Sin Boutique is here to cushion your deep, dark fall with the latest solo sex substitute. In the form of a foot. You can now have sex with a plastic, vagina foot.
Dubbed the Vajankle (because you can always make something worse if you put your mind to it), the disembodied sex leg is meant to appeal to the foot fetishists among us by sticking a vagina directly into a lobbed off ankle. Nail polish is, of course, optional.
If you, too, want to put your penis inside of a plastic, foot-shaped hole, the Vajankle can be yours for the low, one-time price of $180 dollars. Which is probably a steal compared to how much it would cost to Frankenstein yourself an actual vagina foot. You can even choose the nail polish/skin tone shade to match the real, decidedly less-fuckable human foot of your choice. Because sometimes, dreams really can come true.
Rex Ryan eat your heart out. So this is where we are as a society? We are catering to people who get there rocks off thinking about sticking their unit in a disembodied ankle? Whoever invented this is some kind of mad scientist somewhere in a sex toy laboratory. Probably regrets having ever made it.
I’m sure there are tons of weirdos who will buy this thing but only 3 people come to mind
This fat bastard is a sucker for sucking toes. I don’t know what’s weirder; his foot fetish or how open he is about his foot fetish. He’s borderline proud of his weird kink.
Just looking at Tarantino you assume he’s into some weird shit. And then he starts talking and he leaves no doubt. I had heard the rumors and after some interneting (I googled Tarantino feet) I found this gem. But that makes this scene:
Way more disturbing. Tarantino definitely had Uma Thurman do about 20 takes for that scene.
No I don’t mean John Turtorro. I mean the skeevy perv-butler that he played in Mr. Deeds. A fictional character but the list of foot fetish guys is (thankfully) pretty short.