Randy Quaid Released The Least Anticipated Sex Tape Of All Time

NSFW Obviously

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Goddammit, Randy, you broke the internet! But congratulations! You just unseated Danny DeVito as the most disgusting man on the planet. I think my apartment smells worse for having watched this video. Which makes you wonder how Randy Quaid sunk this low. I realize he’s insane but from what I’ve seen in this video my apartment is nicer than the hole Cousin Eddy is living in now.

But back to the film. I really appreciated the selfie stick Randy was using. It really upped the production value of the whole project. The original music was a classy touch although the audio was marred a little bit by the incessant barking. I’m not fluent in Dog but that mutt is clearly screaming “NO NOT AGAIN, WHY, GOD, WHY”?, right? I don’t blame him. Quaid’s wife is living proof that there’s a lid for every pot. Just a sad sack of a lady who apparently is every bit as batshit insane as Randy is. It was reassuring to see I’m not the only one that requires their lovers to wear a Rupert Murdoch mask when they’re having sex. I was beginning to worry that I was a weirdo. Overall I give it a D-. It took me forever to get off to this.

PS- This reminded me: Why wasn’t Randy invited to SNL 40? #PMC

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